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  1. Anak Org Kaye?

    Sunday, December 26, 2010

    situasi I :
    si anak : mummy. saye dah ade lesen kete. ketenye mane?
    si ibu   : kete? okey2. esok kite g window-shopping utk kete.


    situasi II :
    si anak : mother nak bg kete tu ke? saye tamau kete tu. saye nak kete baru!
    si ibu   : owh. okey. esok mother g beli kete baru utk kamu.


    situasi III : 
    si anak : abah xnak inherit kete tu kat saye ke?
    si bapa : of kos my son! lepas kau dpt lesen je abah kasi kete tu kat kau. FREE! 


    lihatlah situasi2 diatas ni. ade antara kamu yg menjadi "si anak" dlm kes2 ni. anda menafikan kesemuanya? anda rase anda bkn ditmpt "si anak" tu? anda kate saye maen2? hahahaha. jgn la tipu diri anda sendiri blogreaders oooooooi. wat sakit jiwe je nanti.


    ada je antare kite [KEBANYAKKAN drpd kite sbnrnye] yg menjadikan situasi2 kat atas tu sbg rutin biase. well, ANAK2 ORG KAYE la katekan. mesti ade yg tertanye tanye nape post saye berkaitan perkare ini?


    saye jeles? 
    SUMPAH MENIPU KALAU SAYE KATE SAYE X JELES. mmg saye jeles. 


    nape saye jeles?
    pasal saye dtg dari family golongan pertengahan. kami sekeluarga kene cari duet sampai korbankan byk gile mende utk dptkan hidop yg senang mcm skrg. sesetengah org tu pulak x pernah kisah psl mende2 camni. mintak kete sebijik dapat, mintak henfon mahal2 lime enam bijik dapat, mintak baju + shades + kasut + seluar yg branded2 dapat. saye x dpt kesenangan camtu. saye x DIAJAR utk demand2 camtu. saye sedar yg saye ni berasal dari golongan2 biase. saye dah diberi statement oleh mak saye: "kalau kau nak kete, kau beli gune duet sendiri. tgk akak2 kau. sume beli kete gune duet sendiri. pastu suke ati kau la nak bawak kete tu g mane pown."


    kenape anda perlu bace dan dgr mende2 ni?
    pasal ade je antare golongan yg berstatus rendah yg menjadi kwn terpaksa "si anak" yg dah muak dgr korg bebel2 psl mende yg korg dah ade tp korg rase x cukop. kami2 ni dgr jeeeeeeeeeeee. xmau la komen pedas2 psl kami tau yg korg tu mmg jenis suke membangge diri. kami2 ni jenis yg sabar dan MENJAGA HATI. kang tegor kang kene lak masok mahkamah. kami mane la mampu nak amek lawyer. isk isk.


    jadi kpd mereka2 yg TAK NAK MENGAKU MEREKA DARI GOLONGAN "SI ANAK", sile2 laaaah sedarkan diri. tu duit MAK BAPAK anda. bknnye duet anda pown. bersyukurlah dgn ape yg korg dah dpt. JGN DEMAND MELAMPAU LAMPAU. dah la demand, nak kecoh2 pulak. heish. 
    (-_-) kalo camtu baek pg wat press konferens je la! kami XNAK dgr!


    p/s: 

    • ULANGAN. post kali ni BUKAN utk menagih simpati "si anak" dan sesape shj yg kaye supaya memberi kami duet tetapi utk MENYEDARKAN "si anak" yg bajet melampau + sombong berlagak dan sbg wakil "kami2-yg-muak-dgr-korg-membebel-mengomel-segale-bagai-psl-harte-kekayaan-mak-bapak-korang". harap maklum.
    • sape yg rase post kali ni sgt2 bodoh atau TOTAL CRAP: sile tampar pipi anda sendiri. anda yg bodoh. DASAR TAK SEDAR DIRI. bit**.

    half-concious writer rizal_everdeen at 9:40 PM | Labels: , | 3 whispers |

  2. xnak elaborate pape utk post ni. cume lihat gmbr dan analyse sendiri ye wahai blogreaders sekalian. I LOVE THEM BOTH!




    yang belah kiri tu mak saye. yang belah kanan tu pown mak saye. saye legally ade due mak. tipu? bohong? hakhak. sume ni btol ye. SAYE ADE DUE MAK. x kesah laaaa kamu2 nak kate hape. anyways, lagu ni saye dedicate utk mereka berdua. *wink wink*




    Just The Way You Are - Bruno Mars


    Oh her eyes, her eyes
    Make the stars look like they're not shining
    Her hair, her hair
    Falls perfectly without her trying


    She's so beautiful
    And I tell her every day

    Yeah I know, I know
    When I compliment her
    She wont believe me
    And its so, its so
    Sad to think she don't see what I see

    Her nails, her nails
    I could kiss them all day if she'd let me
    Her laugh, her laugh
    She hates but I think its so sexy

    Oh you know, you know, you know
    Id never ask you to change
    If perfect is what you're searching for
    Then just stay the same

    So don't even bother asking
    If you look okay
    You know I say

    When I see your face
    There's not a thing that I would change
    Cause you're amazing
    Just the way you are

    And when you smile,
    The whole world stops and stares for awhile
    Cause girl you're amazing
    Just the way you are.

    half-concious writer rizal_everdeen at 8:56 PM | Labels: , | 1 whispers |